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<% Function googleColor(value, random) Dim colorArray colorArray = Split(value, ",") googleColor = colorArray(random Mod (UBound(colorArray) + 1)) End Function Function googleScreenRes() Dim screenRes, delimiter, resArray screenRes = Request.ServerVariables("HTTP_UA_PIXELS") delimiter = "x" if IsEmpty(screenRes) Then screenRes = Request.ServerVariables("HTTP_X_UP_DEVCAP_SCREENPIXELS") delimiter = "," end If resArray = Split(screenRes, delimiter, 2) if (UBound(resArray) + 1) = 2 Then googleScreenRes = "&u_w=" & resArray(0) & "&u_h=" & resArray(1) end If End Function Dim googleTime, googleDt, googleScheme, googleHost googleTime = DateDiff("s", "01/01/1970 00:00:00", Now()) googleDt = (1000 * googleTime) + Round(1000 * (Timer - Int(Timer))) googleScheme = "http://" if StrComp(Request.ServerVariables("HTTPS"), "on") = 0 Then googleScheme = "https://" googleHost = Server.URLEncode(googleScheme & Request.ServerVariables("HTTP_HOST")) Dim googleAdUrl, googleAdOutput googleAdUrl = "http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/ads?" &_ "ad_type=text_image" &_ "&channel=" &_ "&client=ca-mb-pub-2608005737291609" &_ "&dt=" & googleDt &_ "&format=mobile_single" &_ "&host=" & googleHost &_ "&ip=" & Server.URLEncode(Request.ServerVariables("REMOTE_ADDR")) &_ "&markup=xhtml" &_ "&oe=utf8" &_ "&output=xhtml" &_ "&ref=" & Server.URLEncode(Request.ServerVariables("HTTP_REFERER")) &_ "&url=" & googleHost & Server.URLEncode(Request.ServerVariables("URL")) &_ "&useragent=" & Server.URLEncode(Request.ServerVariables("HTTP_USER_AGENT")) &_ googleScreenRes() Set googleAdOutput = Server.CreateObject("MSXML2.ServerXMLHTTP") googleAdOutput.Open "GET", googleAdUrl, false googleAdOutput.Send Response.Write(googleAdOutput.responseText) %> 

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<%@ page import="java.io.BufferedReader, java.io.InputStreamReader, java.io.IOException, java.io.UnsupportedEncodingException, java.net.URL, java.net.URLEncoder" %> <%! private static final String PAGEAD = "http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/ads?"; private void googleAppendUrl(StringBuilder url, String param, String value) throws UnsupportedEncodingException { if (value != null) { String encodedValue = URLEncoder.encode(value, "UTF-8"); url.append("&").append(param).append("=").append(encodedValue); } } private void googleAppendColor(StringBuilder url, String param, String value, long random) { String[] colorArray = value.split(","); url.append("&").append(param).append("=").append( colorArray[(int)(random % colorArray.length)]); } private void googleAppendScreenRes(StringBuilder url, String uaPixels, String xUpDevcapScreenpixels) { String screenRes = uaPixels; String delimiter = "x"; if (uaPixels == null) { screenRes = xUpDevcapScreenpixels; delimiter = ","; } if (screenRes != null) { String[] resArray = screenRes.split(delimiter); if (resArray.length == 2) { url.append("&u_w=").append(resArray[0]); url.append("&u_h=").append(resArray[1]); } } } %> <% long googleDt = System.currentTimeMillis(); String googleHost = (request.isSecure() ? "https://" : "http://") + request.getHeader("Host"); StringBuilder googleAdUrlStr = new StringBuilder(PAGEAD); googleAdUrlStr.append("ad_type=text_image"); googleAdUrlStr.append("&channel="); googleAdUrlStr.append("&client=ca-mb-pub-2608005737291609"); googleAdUrlStr.append("&dt=").append(googleDt); googleAdUrlStr.append("&format=mobile_single"); googleAppendUrl(googleAdUrlStr, "host", googleHost); googleAppendUrl(googleAdUrlStr, "ip", request.getRemoteAddr()); googleAdUrlStr.append("&markup=xhtml"); googleAdUrlStr.append("&oe=utf8"); googleAdUrlStr.append("&output=xhtml"); googleAppendUrl(googleAdUrlStr, "ref", request.getHeader("Referer")); String googleUrl = request.getRequestURL().toString(); if (request.getQueryString() != null) { googleUrl += "?" + request.getQueryString().toString(); } googleAppendUrl(googleAdUrlStr, "url", googleUrl); googleAppendUrl(googleAdUrlStr, "useragent", request.getHeader("User-Agent")); googleAppendScreenRes(googleAdUrlStr, request.getHeader("UA-pixels"), request.getHeader("x-up-devcap-screenpixels")); try { URL googleAdUrl = new URL(googleAdUrlStr.toString()); BufferedReader reader = new BufferedReader( new InputStreamReader(googleAdUrl.openStream(), "UTF-8")); for (String line; (line = reader.readLine()) != null;) { out.println(line); } } catch (IOException e) {} %>